swordsman999k Wypowiedź:

Feb 9, 2012 - If i had a portal gun I would burn it and hope GLaDOS isn't looking for me.

ThroughLidlessEye Wypowiedź:

Feb 9, 2012 - nothing....there aren't enough surfaces made of moonrocks for a portal gun to be useful on earth...

Vyvuyk Wypowiedź:

Feb 9, 2012 - I would use the portal gun to get to the moon , build a moon base with a lasers and nukes and laugh at the earthlings trying to retaliate. As well as connecting the earth and the sun for incineration reasons.

bigdaveischeap Wypowiedź:

Feb 9, 2012 - If I had a portal gun I'd probably use it for evil. I mean I'm a good person generally but you're gonna need an arch enemy to battle with your portal gun so I'd just go wreck some shit and wait for our epic battle to commence.

caboose119z Wypowiedź:

Feb 9, 2012 - I have thought about this alot. I would be boring and just save money on my trip to boston coming up by buying a one way plane ticket so i could sleep in my own bed in detroit, go to pax, sleep in detroit, go to pax... shit like that

Artickrill Wypowiedź:

Feb 9, 2012 - i would use the portal gun to become even lazier.

ImpromptuGaming Wypowiedź:

Feb 9, 2012 - Way to poop on the fun parade

Enzofromwb Wypowiedź:

Feb 9, 2012 - If I had a portal gun, I'd demand a raise from my Boss. When he said no in his round-a-bout excuse making fathead way that he says things, I would put a portal under him and a portal over him. 5 Hours later I would stop it and ask him if he'd changed his mind.

valipirata7 Wypowiedź:

Feb 9, 2012 - if i had a portal gun, i would use it to find me a girl friend.

Snowwww Wypowiedź:

Feb 9, 2012 - hit people in the face with it

cathalibm1 Wypowiedź:

Feb 9, 2012 - Also assassins creed was down too, Good thing ive been too busy to play for the last 3 days! Better be back tonight though...grrrrrrrrrrr

MrSideSwipes Wypowiedź:

Feb 9, 2012 - Get Gabe to sign it and sell it off for several billion and retire from the profits in a mansion in the Swiss Alps.

TheCommanderSirow Wypowiedź:

Feb 10, 2012 - That whole blo*jo* thing is a really daunting idea I must say dear sir. I'd probably use a portal gun to: a) Connect my office chair to the toilet - Cartman style! b) Put a portal on the inside of a box (sneaky sneaky) and let that box be deposited into bank save - The Heist 2.0

ThroughLidlessEye Wypowiedź:

Feb 10, 2012 - I'm sorry! I had to be technical though

ilovemymom401 Wypowiedź:

Feb 11, 2012 - if i had a portal gun i'd selll it for 50 bucks

xMoonDawgx Wypowiedź:

Feb 11, 2012 - What I'd do with a portal gun? First, I'd touch the operational end of the device because FUCK YOU GLADOS. Then, I'd look directly at the operational end of the device because FUCK YOU GLADOS. Finally, I would partially submerge the device in liquid because FUCK YOU GLADOS. Oh, then I'd break into a McDonalds warehouse and find try to find out what they put in their burgers.

TheCommanderSirow Wypowiedź:

Feb 12, 2012 - @xMoonDawgx: MEAT! :D

mrbigglesworthkitty Wypowiedź:

Feb 18, 2012 - RAT MEAT

orcboy96 Wypowiedź:

Mar 25, 2012 - I would use a portal gun to annoy people and get exam answers