Brent Jowers- Oil Slickin("Big Pimpin" Parody)
Dodany: Feb 8, 2012
Czas: 4:38
I was way late in uploading this. This is my tribute to BP for a job well done for creating the disastrous oil spill. It is also a tribute to modern American society for creating the social climate to allow for such a disaster. FREE DOWNLOAD http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_music.cfm?bandID=385670 Beat By: Can You Flow Lyrics INTRO Drill Drill Drill Drill Drill Baby Drill VERSE 1 Who really cares about, nature or a moral code Who cares about where porpoises and coral grow Who really gives a damn about the facts or rotten truth Let's go ahead and drill the Gulf like it's a rotten tooth Cause we at BP ain't scared of DC, even though the seas all greasy We'll still be on Easy Street because we creep Secretly in between sheets with sleazy freaks Who Say we're legal, signed in ink, we toast our drinks High five, chest bump, hehe wink wink So what if down in Pensacola water does turn black The fact is there will be a drastic drop in shark attacks You say Louisiana's marsh is mostly ruined now They never rebuilt it the first time, so no harm, no foul Don't have time to make a cleaner form of truck exhaust Or hold a pelican up by the beak and scrub it off Who really cares about if a freaking otter's washed Right now I'm kind of busy dealing with this profit loss CHORUS Oil slicking all through the sea Pump it out now, oil slicking we are BP We're doing oil slicking fish can R.I.P We're just those drillionaires, filling their pockets for greed (REPEAT) VERSE 2 Say you like your fish with Crystal Sauce laid beside your plate It's better baked in Quaker State, but it's an acquired taste Over the cuckoo's nest BP, has long since flew Plus the price of gas has doubled since 2002 Financial hullabaloo will never even troubled you You drilled your Mama's kneecaps dude, when you heard that they would bubble crude But as long as fools will guzzle fuel, because big trucks are what they choose To compensate for less than great collections of their family jewels Demand will prove BP should do just what is that they do Such as root pollute the ocean blue, while we dig beluga tombs Their top kill, flopped for real, they should drop their top schills To sop the spill with a wad of bills, until it is stopped for real Let's just hope they've got gills, To show us their Jacques Cousteau skills Let's cap the rate their wallets fill, their bollocks makes Mother Earth ill They don't care about dead cranes, black beach sand, and land stains Cause they donate to campaigns, election nights they pop champagne CHORUS VERSE 3(12 BARS) America let's man up, start putting the gas cans up Quit driving to the mailbox, just lace your Broughans up Not saying take your rides back, but sometimes you might find that It would be quite nice to ride a bike or a kayak It's food for the soul, and you might lose some extra side fat To enjoy life we might not have to turn the tide black You can be an alpha man, if you park your catamaran Walking through the sand , paddle in hand Hasselhoff tan, ain't life grand From the park rangers to the beach bums To the hippies in the woods beating bongo drums Lead the charge against being Ho-Hum And waiting for greedy billionaires to throw crumbs Just cause we enjoy the Earth, doesn't mean we have to destroy the Earth BP don't care if their oil jets burst, they're just worried about net worth OUTRO: A while back, I was at the BP Station And the fountain drink machine sprung a leak and Orange Fanta gushed out and Ruined everything from the coffee creamers to the pickled eggs They put a sign out that said they were going to try to stop it by pumping apple sauce through the top of the leaky pipe...then seal it with Hubba Bubba a week later It failed...but the apple sauce changed the color of the spill to a lighter shade...so they figured that bought them some time in the public eye We've got to break this oil addiction my fellow countrymen. We've turned into the Crudenited States of Oilmerica....They're going to connive....so we should conserve
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Tagi: oil bp oil spill big pimpin jay z gulf of mexico
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