LET'S SWAP FOAMA !!! profile

W serwisie od: Sep 24, 2010

Imię: FEZNIGHT

Płeć: Male

Miasto: The Village

Lokalizacja: US

Oglądane: 0

Subskrypcja: 67

Kanały: 6048

Książki: Back Stabbing and Ankle Biting for Dummies

Filmy: Peter Pan, The Man From U.N.C.L.E. Balls, Bum Pirates of Ocean Point Beach

Muzyka: MILKTOAST BLUES, A.C/D.C. I've got Big Balls Song! I am weasel, hear me bitch, and anything that is candy-ass!

Hobby: Monkums' Polish Sausage! Youtube Gossip, Snuggling with my Mr. Steed doll from that great 1960's British Spy Show "The Avengers" I am a weasel and love making glib comments and hate videos on talented people that make better videos then myself and my Monkums! Then we like to play the victims! We are good like that! Fighting injustices,,, Tee..hee..hee

Cum Fez with Me! Greetings fella Shitizens, and welcome to FEZ NIGHT! I'm SHITIZEN KONG.... I'm a progressive liberal reformist (Although lately I'm swaying more towards being a socialist ) living on the California Coast. When I'm not at work making paper clips I enjoy getting into cat fights on you-tube! The woman that shan't be mentioned (Or as I call her, my beard) Bwoke up with me because she didn't like the fact that I was meeting old men under the boardwalk at ocean point beach. I'm not Gay, I just act that way! Just because I'm a Pwissy boy and Dwama Queen, doesn't mean I'm light in the loafers! Although I do put pennies in my loafers! They give me balance so I don't fall and break my bobble-head! I have huge balls and I like to fondle them every chance I get! I try not to play with them in public places but I do diddle with them while making my award winning FEZ NIGHTS! I shoot the show from my waist up, so nobody can see what I'm doing! I also collect British tea cups, and use my own tea bags to give my tea my own personal flavor! I'm clever and oh so knowledgeable! I'm a know it all in all subjects and on all aspects of life and the human condition. I love bragging and talking about myself for hours on end. I enjoy having one sided conversations on the phone and not letting the other person get a word in edgewise! I'm an expert in............Blah,,, blah, blah, blah, blah,.........................

Video (16)

FEZ NIGHT FOAMA FEST - NEW BLOOPERS, BLUNDERS AND OUTAKES

  • Czas: 7:11
  • Wyświetleń: 118
  • Autor: FEZNIGHT

Tagi: Festival  fez  Night  Funny  Live  Comedy  London  festive  fun  tripe  Spoof  Lol  talk  babble  drama-queen  Chat  Talking  England  Parody  Sketch  Vlog  foam  tassel  hassle  nerd  Bridge  Brighton  Hilarious  Talks  Mistake  Fail  Humor  Accidents  Abraham  Compilation 

I'm not hawing a foama, that's not foam on my mouth... I just came back fwom a hard days work at Ocean Beach. I'm the bwest owal pipe welder in San Diego... and if you don't believe me just ask all the surfwer dudes under the bwoardwalk! They don't call me Scwap Iron Davey B. for nothing......

FEZ GONE WILD - New Fez Night.

  • Czas: 6:10
  • Wyświetleń: 330
  • Autor: FEZNIGHT

Tagi: Fez  Gone Wild  Wrong  Bad  Live  talk  gossip  prissy  Nancy-boy  foot-in-mouth  tassel  pops  free  back  stabbing  lil'  weasel  childish  drama  queen  man/gal  contest  name  that  fez-nite  lazy-eye  Scrap  Iron  David  B.  Talking  Bad (Michael Jackson Song)  England  London  Chat  Talks  Bridge  Slipknot  First  Night  Friday  Brighton  Late  Monday 

NEW FEZ NIGHT... Where I talk about POPS and how I stalk and follow him around doing spell checks on a comment he posted about 4 years ago, and I answer some of Z-Moultin's questions for his new collaboration on you-tube. I just prattle, rattle and hum like a gossip queen-bitch in heat!...

KONG VS. BATES

  • Czas: 2:51
  • Wyświetleń: 166
  • Autor: FEZNIGHT

Tagi: Halloween  Psycho  shower  scene  Shitizen  Kong  versus  Norman  Bates  scary  frightening  eerie  horror  fez  night  back  stabber  weasel  evil 

Ulubione (41)

I Will Not Make Any Deals With You

Tagi: McGoohan  Prisoner 

The Prisoner drawing a line in the sand.